Diary 

By kYoKuKoU

Disclaimer : Friends don't let friends write drunk ! If your writer friend 
has had too much then don't let him/her anywhere near a keyboard or even a 
pencil with a significant amount of paper !




    Ya know , I should have seen this coming a thousand kilometers away . I 
think I did , on some level , actually . I mean , I stopped hugging or even 
sitting by her just a few years ago . So maybe I knew all along on a 
subconscious level or something psychobabbly like that . 
    Right now I'm doing something I know I shouldn't be doing . I guess 
that's why I had to be a tiny bit drunk to do it , huh ? 
    Oh yeah , I almost forgot to mention what it is that I'm doing ! I'm in 
the broom closet reading Akane's diary . 
    Most of it is pretty predictable :
' That Ranma , he's the biggest idiot on the face of the planet ! Sometimes I 
just wanna KILL HIM !'
    Typical Akane , huh ? But some parts are real shockers :
' If Ranma ever found out that I poured out the cask of Nanichiuan that the 
guide sent Ranma'd kill me or worse ! Leave me ! Just the thought of Ranma 
finding out sends chills down my spine , and ....kinda turns me on . Why does 
life have to be so weird ?!'
    Good reading , eh ? But it didn't get really interesting until I figured 
out that the pages with the most erase marks on them had the best stuff ! :
' I'm so sick ! I saw Kasumi naked in the bath today and it ... I'm scared to 
even think about how turned on I got ! I mean , there's nothing wrong with 
being bisexual but being incestuous ! That's just sick ! I gotta go beat 
Ranma up now or my sister'll haunt my dreams tonight .'
    Who knew ? I always thought Akane thought of me as a mother and a sister 
, but I guess she's just too lustful for her own good -maybe I should talk 
Ranma into screwing her a few times just to relieve the pressure ....oh my , 
I must be drunk to have narrated that !
    I used to think of my littlest sister as a nice , but overly aggressive 
lesbian . Now I think of her as a nice girl with some anger control issues 
and as a bisexual with a disturbingly intense sexual 'thing' for me . I'm her 
big sister , so don't blame me too much when she writes about thinking of me 
when she's masturbating ! It's scary enough for a strait girl like myself , 
but for it to be my baby sister . That's just WRONG ! 
    So what do I do now ? Confront her about it ? Maybe that's not the best 
idea , I'm a widdle too drunk because of the new-year festivities . Could I 
ignore it ? Possibly , but every time I would see her look at me I would have 
to wonder . It'd drive me insane .
    Oh well , I'll figure it out when I'm sober . Right now , I better put 
this back in Akane's room and take back my Jet Li inflatable sex toy from 
Nabiki's closet . 
    Quit looking at me like that .
    What ?